LONDON: There’s something reassuring about the fact that “The Gorge” exists. After all, it’s premise — that a pair of snipers are sequestered in remote observation towers and tasked with guarding a massive ravine that contains hordes of ghoulish monsters — is so schlocky and ridiculous that it sounds more like a Syfy movie-of-the-week than a glossy big-budget flick from Apple.
This B-movie idea has got A-list star power, too — “The Gorge” is directed by Scott Derrickson (“The Black Phone”, “Doctor Strange”) and stars Miles Teller, Anya Taylor-Joy and Sigourney Weaver. And with Apple money behind it, “The Gorge” boasts effects that elevate it above the usual streaming sci-fi fodder, as well as a strikingly luxurious soundtrack from Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross.
With so many heavy hitters willing to back this idea, it’s even more of a crying shame that the film isn’t a slam dunk. Because while the first hour of “The Gorge” is pretty entertaining, once the action descends into the titular ravine itself, the movie buckles under the weight of its own — let’s be honest, pretty dumb — idea.
Levi (Teller) and Drasa (Taylor-Joy) make for fun sparring partners. Both broody snipers are carrying a lot of psychological trauma, so an assignment that sees them spending a year alone – with only occasional CGI-heavy bouts of monster bashing to break the monotony – could have been mined for some interesting psychological drama. Instead they make eyes at each other across the yawning chasm, and after Levi falls into the gorge, Drasa unflinchingly hurls herself into the void to rescue a man she barely knows. At the bottom, the (annoyingly lame) secret behind the monsters is revealed, and the two must rely on each other to escape.
Teller and Taylor-Joy take it sort-of seriously, to their credit, and Derrickson puts together some decent set pieces, but the premise as a whole (just the two guards for such a monstrous secret?) feels like it was never developed past the “Wouldn’t it be cool if… ?” stage.
“The Gorge” looks great, and thanks to Reznor and Ross it sounds great, but there’s really no point to it. Good-looking people shooting nicely rendered beasties is fine, for a while, but “The Gorge” could have been more than just another monster movie.